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Smoking
A common misconception among gazebo enthusiasts is that it is a good idea to smoke in a gazebo. In actuality, nothing could be further from the truth. In this article I will share with you key reasons that people should not smoke in a gazebo.
Please, don't smoke. First off, smoking in a gazebo requires that you place a large metal object in the middle of your gazebo, leaving the possibility for burns at a maximum. Also, ventilation is a key concern around any gazebo when smoking is taking place. Despite the fact that a gazebo has open sides, the smoke emanated from a smoker can travel upward and get caught in the ceiling, only being slowly filtered through the copula and putting you into danger. Lord knows the amount of people who have been exposed to second hand smoke in gazebo related incidents, and trust me; you don’t want to become addicted to sweet lady cedar. Despite all of these dangers, we haven’t moved on to the worst thing that can possibly happen to your gazebo…homeless people.
Do you really want to mess with her? Homeless people are by far the largest threat that can come to you and your gazebo by smoking. Smelling like feces and looking for a free meal, these decrepit sewer jockeys may be enticed to shack up in a gazebo which provides food.
Haha, homeless people are funny. The surest way that you can keep the homeless
away is not to smoke. After all, smoking leads to some of our largest
problems such as gross meat.
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